http://www.javacodegeeks.com/2011/07/funny-source-code-comments.html
I recently stumbled upon an awesome Stack Overflow thread, entitled “What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?”.
As you might have guessed, it is a collection of funny source code comments, provided by developers all over the world. Take a look at it, it could definitely make your day.
I am reposting here my personal favorites from that long long collection:
// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my commentsException up = new Exception(“Something is really wrong.”);
throw up; //ha ha//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.// drunk, fix later// Magic. Do not touch.return 1; # returns 1double penetration; // ouch/// this is a well commented line// I am not sure if we need this, but too scared to delete.// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.//Dear future me. Please forgive me.
//I can’t even begin to express how sorry I am.options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!// I have to find a better job
// hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)} catch (PartInitException pie) {
// Mmm… pie
}// John! If you’ll svn remove this once more,
// I’ll shut you, for God’s sake!
// That piece of code is not “something strange”!
// That is THE AUTH VALIDATION.try {}
catch (SQLException ex) {
// Basically, without saying too much, you’re screwed. Royally and totally.
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
//If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}// Catching exceptions is for communists// If you’re reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am so, so sorry for you. God speed.// if i ever see this again i’m going to start bringing guns to work// The magnitude of this hack compares favorably with that of the national debt.//ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US// If this code works, it was written by Paul. If not, I don’t know who wrote it//You are not expected to understand this/**
* If you don’t understand this code, you should be flipping burgers instead.
*/‘NO COMMENT//Abandon all hope yea who enter beyond this point//Mr. Compiler, please do not read this.catch (Ex as Exception)
{
// oh crap, we should do something.
}// TODO make this work// If you delete the credits, I will fucking kill you.// This is crap code but it’s 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.// For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me// Houston, we have a problem// If I from the future read this I’ll back in time and kill myself.